What are the best comebacks in an argument?

Good Comebacks

• You’re the reason God created the middle finger.
• Your secrets are always safe with me.
• You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
• I may love to shop but I will never buy your bull.
• I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.
• Someday you’ll go far.

What do you call a person who likes to hear themselves talk?

You can also call them chatty or gabby, but either way, they’re loquacious. Whenever you see the Latin loqu-, you can be sure that the word has something to do with “talking.” So a loquacious person is a person who talks a lot, and often too much. Upvote if you got it.

What to do when someone roasts you behind your back?

If you do that, your best bet is to walk away. Rule No. 5 “Excuses”: Don’t make excuses about why you got roasted or roast on that person later behind their back. “That boy breath stink.” Also, don’t get mad and want to fight.

Should you roast the funniest person?

If you know you only have a few jokes or you know you are not that funny, don’t roast or try to roast the funniest person. Rule No. 4 “Copying”: Don’t say the same thing the other person already said. You’re making yourself get roasted more than before.

Is it OK to poke fun at someone during a roast?

Poking a little fun at a friend or co-worker during a roast can give everyone a good laugh, especially if the person being roasted is a good sport. You do need to know where to draw the line, though, as you don’t want to damage your relationship with the person.

What are the rules for roasting someone?

Rule No. 1: Don’t roast somebody if you are ugly. Example: “Boy yo hairline look like a rainbow!” That’s a no-no if you don’t have a hairline. Rule No. 2 “Sense”: When you are roasting, make sure what you are saying makes sense or matches that person’s looks.